Due to Circumstances Beyond My Control
I pride myself on dispatching your orders as quickly as possible,
after all, 1st Class Customers deserve 1st Class Service.
To that end I need to inform you that for the period
from Friday 22nd November to Saturday 30th November
I will be unable to dispatch any orders.
will be dispatched on Monday 2nd December.
there are no circumstances I can imagine
that would delay the dispatch of your orders
any longer than the time I have outlined above.
Now the Good Bit
The Loyalty of Customers is something worth rewarding.
With that in mind, by way of compensating you all for any inconvenience
caused by the delayed dispatch mentioned above, as of
Friday 22nd November at 6am, the value of your
Loyalty Points will be DOUBLED,
which will take their value to 8p each!
This will continue until 1st of December at 6am
at which point their value will return to normal.