Due to Circumstances Beyond My Control

I pride myself on dispatching your orders as quickly as possible,

after all, 1st Class Customers deserve 1st Class Service.

To that end I need to inform you that for the period

from Friday 22nd November to Saturday 30th November

I will be unable to dispatch any orders.

Rest assured all orders placed during this time

will be dispatched on Monday 2nd December.

I should mention that this is not related to any health issue and

there are no circumstances I can imagine

that would delay the dispatch of your orders

any longer than the time I have outlined above.

Now the Good Bit

The Loyalty of Customers is something worth rewarding.

With that in mind, by way of compensating you all for any inconvenience

caused by the delayed dispatch mentioned above, as of 

Friday 22nd November at 6am, the value of your 

Loyalty Points will be DOUBLED,

which will take their value to 8p each!

This will continue until 1st of December at 6am

at which point their value will return to normal.