Pyramids written by Terry Pratchett performed by Nigel Planer on Audio CD (Unabridged)

It's not easy being a teenage pharaoh. You're not allowed to carry money, inhibited young women peel your grapes for you, everyone thinks you're responsible for making the sun rise and the corn grow, and on top of everything else the Great Pyramid has just exploded because of paracosmic instability.

And all you really wanted was the chance to do something for young people and inner cities.