The Curse of the Vampire's Socks and Other Doggerel written by Terry Jones performed by Terry Jones on Cassette (Unabridged)

A fabulous collection of 32 rhymes from Terry Jones. Hear about the clothes that rebelled against "the tyrants who have worn us". Or go on an adventure with the Sewer Kangaro who grants wishes. There is Moby Duck, the "terror of the river" and Bill's eraser that rubs out the world.

"The Experts" takes a wry look at all the mistkes that experts have made along the way - and the fact that experts also say that nuclear power "can't go wrong"... Try out "A New Attempt on the World Rhyming Championship Record"! - and finally discover what really is "The Curse of the Vampire's Socks".